sonnetscrewdriver said: So say an interdimensional alien weasel THING shows up and offers to make you a Magical Brad if you make a wish BUT there's an actual physical contract and you have your legal team (read: me dressed as She-Hulk and some Ace Attorney action figures) look over the small print and even we can tell that it's totally fine and legit. For what do you wish, what is your costume like, and what might your signature weapon be?
NO. No wishes, no exchanges, I don’t know how much I trust my plastic/cosplay legal team, no offense. This could go wrong.
…but on the off chance it wouldn’t. I’d wish for invincibility out of pure practicality to ensure nothing at all would go wrong and I wouldn’t have my head bitten off unexpectedly. I’d rock a costume somewhere between an old timey aviator outfit and an 1800s naval officer. And my weapon would be a ripoff of Jack Knight’s Cosmic Staff.
And there would constantly be sparkles around my head to signify just how fuckin’ magical I am.
OK. I think I see a way to combine the idea that looks too much like a rip-off of Wicked+Divine with the idea that looks too much like a rip-off of Good Omens, the idea that looks too much like a rip-off of Charles Stross’ Laundry series and the idea that looks too much like a rip-off of Cryptonomicon.
I might just have a plan for my second novel. Now to write the bugger.
Now I’m going to need to ask you to stop at least part of this, ‘cause I’m currently working on an idea that looks an awful lot like Stross’ Laundry, and this competition just will not do.
Aaaand finished Madoka.
Episode 10 might be the most pain I’ve been in since a guy flipped me on my head and accidentally stomped on my chest way back in HS football.
I’ve just been spacing out between episodes of Madoka watching this crazy non-stop lightning storm from my room with the lights off when my door suddenly burst open and Oh My God, Razputin, if you ever do that again I will make you into a nice pair of gloves.
Finally starting Madoka. I wonder how this will go.
I’m trying to finish Assassin’s Creed IV, but it seems to have hopelessly broken itself.
I should’ve figured something was up when the next mission marker just didn’t appear. Then I started destroying enemy ships just by sailing past (I am the scourgiest Scourge of the Seven Seas), their crews keep loading a standard deviation away and raining into the sea (or, in one notable case, landing on the sea and dancing away like Jesus after a class on Irish jigs), and my Surly Welsh Pirate Lord keeps stopping mid-combat with his arms spread wide in a “COME AT ME BRO” pose that he only jumps out of when he gets hit (like he has something to prove that all four of his pistols possibly can’t).
It’s arguably a better game now.
Dragone Age: Inquisition got pushed back so now I’m getting that, the new Pokemon remakes, and Persona Q in the same week.